Red vegan suede pumps from lulus.com

$ 34.00.

Want to be 4.5 ” taller? That’s how tall these shoes heels are (they have a hidden platform). That would make me almost six feet tall. I imagine I would feel so statuesque and model-esque.

Sometimes it’s important to wear very high heels. They make you look important. They make you fit in in an uber cool crowd.

Sometimes I indulge in a probably not so healthy train of thought. I wonder what it would be like to be born so beautiful that a model scout scouts you, and you become… a Victoria’s Secret Angel. (What I’ve heard is getting a Victoria’s Secret Angel contract as a model means you are set for life. It is the ultimate in modeling.) Sometimes I youtube videos of models just to see what they are like in person–they can’t possibly be smart, cool and gorgeous, I hope, but some of them are! They are so down to earth, nice and normal. For example, I love Giselle. And Doutzen Kroes, (front and center.) And yes, I’m jealous.

However, with all this said, this I know for sure, as Oprah would say, everyone is beautiful in their own way. And true beauty really does come from the inside. Remember that ladies!

Victoria Secret Angels.